An Amazing sign!

Can you read the sign below? Most likely NOT. But amazingly with a small giggly trick you can read it!! Just follow the guidelines given below - You wont believe it how it works. It's really an amazing thing.

 

 

Step:

1. Try pulling the corner of your eyes as if you were a Chinese.

2. Close your eyes almost 90% and then try reading it!!

Amazing!!

 

 

Why Bill Gates resigned?

Email from one of the windows user to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

The other day We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will povide the remaining items?

6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

10. The Last one''
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

Kind regards,
abc

Funny Equations with Man & Women

Equation 1:

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:
Human - enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

Equation 2:

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man - earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

Equation 3:

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

To Conclude: From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have: Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

Amazing facts about Software Professionals

10% of Software Professionals are predicted to be affected by major diseases like Carpal tunnel syndrome, heart diseases etc

20% of Software Professionals marry their co-workers

30% of Software Professionals are interested in Live in relationship because they tend to hate the responsibility both in office and house

40% of Software Professionals are confused about settling down (India or abroad)

50% of Software Professionals has No savings in their Bank Account

60% of Software Professionals are not satisfied with their current wages

70% of Software Professionals work more than 8 hours across globe

80% of Software Professionals live away from their Parents

90% of Software Professionals are NOT HAPPY about their Life, meeting deadlines, client satisfaction, incentives, promotions, increment, onsite trips, wife, children, visa status, and commitments

100% of Software professionals wish they had a choice other than computers in their life at least once in their lifetime


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