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Reality of Husband and Wife Conversation

Two Women chatting in office

Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?

Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?

Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairytale!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work

Husband 1: How was your evening?

Husband 2: Great. I went home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?

Husband 1: It was horrible. I went home, there's no dinner bcoz they cut the electricity bcoz I hadn't paid the bill; so I hd to tke my wife out to dinner which ws so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour & when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house!!!

Moral: Presentation does matter. No matter what the reality is.

An Innocent Cute Story

A 5 years old kid kept telling his teacher about his baby sister which was going to be born because he was very much excited about it.

One day his mom made him feel the baby's movements by placing his palm & fingers on her stomach.

The kid didnt tell nothing from that day and he stopped telling his teacher about his baby sister.

One day when his teacher inquired about this baby sister, the boy's eyes were filled with tears and replied , "My mom ate her!!!"

Women gets pulled over for speeding by cop!!!

Woman: "Is there a problem, Officer?"

Officer: "Ma'am,you were speeding."

Woman: "Oh, I see."

Officer: "Can I see your license please?"

Woman: "I'd give it to you but but I don't have one."

Officer: "Don't have one?"

Woman: "Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving."

Officer: "I see.. Can I see your vehicle registration please."

Woman: "I can't do that."

Officer: "Why not?"

Woman: "I stole this car."

Officer: "Stole it?"

Woman: "Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner."

Officer: "You what?"

Woman: "His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see."

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up.

Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car.

A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: "Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!"

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: "Is there a problem sir?"

Officer 2: "One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner."

Woman: "Murdered the owner?"

Officer 2: "Yes, could you open the trunk of your car,please."

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: "Is this your car,ma'am?"

Woman: "Yes, here are the registration papers."

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license."

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: "Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner."

Woman: "Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.."

Moral: Don't mess with women!!!

I love You more than You Love Me

Kid: Mom I love You more than You Love Me

Mom: How Can You Prove this my Son?

Kid: Because you’ve 2 sons and I’ve only one Mother.


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