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Hey Sweetheart what are you doing?

A lady was throwing knives on her husband's pic but all missing the target

Suddenly her husband called her, "hey Sweetheart what are you doing?"

She honestly replied, "Missing you!!!"

How stories are told by Men and Women

Man telling the story:
"Hey you remember that fat guy who was dancing at the party? He died."

Woman telling the story:
"Honey Do you remember my friend Jackie from work? The one who invited us to her party! She just told me that Mike's wife from the party, heard from James' wife Cathy, that Philip told her that his brother Max, the f...at guy from the party, choked on a piece of meat, or it could have been bread, I don't remember, but anyway, she said that Max was rushed to the hospital late last night, after he suffocated from being choked by the bread. They did all they could do to save him, but he didn't make it. I can't believe it, that fat guy from the party died.

It is 5:00 am Wake Up!!!

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

The next day, the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 am."

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 am, and that he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed... it said...

"It is 5:00 am wake up!!!"

Eat as much as you can!!!

A signboard outside a restaurant said:

"Eat as much as you can and let your grandchildren pay the bill".

A man entered the restaurant, ate as much as he can and when the waiter gave the bill he pointed to the signboard, "Don't you see, only my grandchild needs to pay for this bill".

The waiter said, "Sir, this is not your bill. This is your grandfather's bill".


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