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Young boy during a Railways Job Interview

A brilliant young boy was applying for a job with the railways.

The interviewer asked him: "Do you know how to use the equipment?"

"Yes", the boy replied.

"Then what would you do if you realized that two trains, one from this station and one from the next were going to crash because they were on the same track?"

The young applicant thought and replied "I'd press the button to change the points without hesitation."

"What if the button was frozen and wouldn't work?" asked the interviewer.

"I'd run outside and pull the lever to change the points manually" replied the boy.

"And if the lever was broken?" asked the interviewer.

"I'd get on the phone to the next station and tell them to change the points," boy replied.

"And if the phone was broken and needed an electrician to fix it?" asked the interviewer.

The boy thought about that one.

"I'd run into town and get my uncle"

"Is your uncle an electrician?" asked the interviewer.

Boy replied "No, but he's never seen a train crash before!"

Men and Women Conversation after Haircut

Women's version:

Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

Woman2: Oh God no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

Woman1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman2: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

Woman1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

Men's version:

Man2: Haircut?

Man1: Yeah.

Generate Cool and Symbolic Facebook Status

You must be updating status almost daily. We use simple text to Update our Status. It's boring to always see same normal text. But you must have seen some status or in About me page of your Friends or any Fanpage written in a Unique Style like shown below

Here are few links using which can make your status Unique Styles.

Aboqe Flip - http://fsymbols.com/generators/aboqe-flip/
This thing turns text 180 degrees. It does so by replacing characters of your message with their upside down pairs. It can also flip the text back from it's upside down version to the normal one
Eg: ssɐԀ ǝɯı⊥


Carty - http://fsymbols.com/generators/carty/
Using Carty generate BIG text art signs
Eg:
┏━━━━┓╋╋╋╋╋┏━━━┓
┃┏┓┏┓┃╋╋╋╋╋┃┏━┓┃
┗┛┃┃┣╋┓┏┳━━┫┗━┛┣━━┳━━┳━━┓
╋╋┃┃┣┫┗┛┃┃━┫┏━━┫┏┓┃━━┫━━┫
╋╋┃┃┃┃┃┃┃┃━┫┃╋╋┃┏┓┣━━┣━━┃
╋╋┗┛┗┻┻┻┻━━┻┛╋╋┗┛┗┻━━┻━━┛

Encool - http://fsymbols.com/generators/encool/
Using Encool generate cool text with symbols
Eg:
✞їмℯℙαṧ﹩

Tarty - http://fsymbols.com/generators/tarty/
Using Tarty generate big artful text signs
Eg:
▒█▀█▀█ ▀ █▄░▄█ █▀▀▒▐█▀█ ▄▀▄ ▄▀▀ ▄▀▀
░░▒█░░ █ █░█░█ █▀▀▒▐█▄█ █▀█ ░▀▄ ░▀▄
░▒▄█▄░ ▀ ▀░░░▀ ▀▀▀▒▐█░░ ▀░▀ ▀▀░ ▀▀░

Wavy - http://fsymbols.com/generators/wavy/
Using Wavy generate wavy text with symbols
Eg:
☂ᓰᙢᗴᑭᗩᔕᔕ

Song Lyrics - Why This Kolaveri Di?

Yo boys i am singing song
Soup song…
Flop song …
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Rhythm correct
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Maintain this
Why this kolaveri..aaa di.

Distance la moonu moonu moonu coloru whiteu
white background nightu nigthu
nightu coloru blacku
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

White skin-u girl-u girl-u
Girl-u heart-u black-u
Eyes-u eyes-u meet-u meet-u
My future dark
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

Maama notes eduthuko
Apdiye kaila snacks eduthuko
Pa pa paan pa pa paan pa pa paa pa pa paan
Sariya vaasi
Super maama ready
Ready 1 2 3 4…

Whaa wat a change over maama
Ok maama now tune change-u
Kaila glass only english
Hand la glass
Glass la scotch
Eyes-u full-aa tear-u
Empty life-u
Girl-u come-u
Life reverse gear-u
Lovv-u lovv-u, oh my lovv-u
You showed me bouv-u
Cow-u cow-u holi cow-u
I want u hear now-u
god i m dying now-u
she is happy how-u


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