While having a brain check up…
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Patient: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Patient: Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Patient: Because that proves that I have a brain!
GIRL: Today's My B'DAY, Wat R U Giftng Me??
BOY: Can U C Dat "PINK CAR" On The Right Side Of The Road???
GIRL: Yah Yah...
BOY: I'm Giftng U "HAIR PINS" Of Dat Same Color..