Customer Service Funny Conversations

Conversation 1:
Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: Okay.
Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes.
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah..that one does work!

Conversation 2:
Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, and the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

Conversation 3:
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Eight stars.

Conversation 4:
Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one...

Conversation 5:
Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

Conversation 6:
Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah..................Thank you.

Conversation 7:
A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.


www.TimePass.info | Site Maintained by Shyam Srinivas | Admin Login
Running on BlogEngine.NET 2.0.0.36